what if the French get it?

May 06, 2024 by Collin

Springtime brings pollen and golfers. Both are annoying. We question gravity. Brandon solves a mystery!

we blame the British

January 31, 2022 by Collin

We've finally diagnosed where a vast majority of our sense of humor came from... British TV. After we parse that revelation, it's time for a bus update from Aaron and a review of the latest episode of The Ground Tour. Spoiler: meh.

there's gonna be a hill

November 22, 2021 by Collin

Brandon is leading the charge in the latest breakfast craze sweeping the nation. We bring to you a Cinema Cat’s Update. Collin is living in 1997 with his headphone splitter. We discuss the likelihood of buying a ghost town and are pretty sure we both suffer from agoraphobia. Plus, it’s that time of year again when Brandon is building and breaking things.

Pogacar is amazing

July 26, 2021 by Collin

July weather is freaking us out. Brandon gives a review of the KC Union Station and the traveling Auschwitz Exhibit..spoilers, it’s amazing. We give our biggest sales pitch to Discovery to hire us as the next Shark Week talent. Aaron has a new JOB. Much rejoicing!! Shelby was decently satisfied by her plant’s health. MAIN TOPIC!!! Watch a Heist Movie. Listen in as we discuss the three we watched and what makes them a heist movie and not one of those boring crime movies.

stealth rock fall

March 22, 2021 by Collin

We wish we knew more about West Africa as Aaron watches an independent film. Did you know there’s a video game…or 12…based off an ancient Chinese novel? Collin learns this right before bricks fall. Brandon is irrationally angry. Main topic: Irrelevant tests and learning standards!